i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.