no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad