cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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