yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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