so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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