i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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