what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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