she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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