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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.

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(785): View more from Kansas

This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating

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(256): View more from Alabama

She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.

(201): View more from New Jersey

That is a dream.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real

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