Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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