Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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