I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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