I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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