just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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