On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How drunk are you?
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