I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The air taste purple.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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