I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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