So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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