Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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