Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
