First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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