I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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