I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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