Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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