Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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