Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Come on in and take your pants off
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