Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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