Those balls look pretty dangerous.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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