it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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