So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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