: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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