some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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