If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
She announced her abortion via fbk
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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