Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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