What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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