4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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