We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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