I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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