I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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