I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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