apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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