She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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