Walk of Shame. In a state park.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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