This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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