ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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