He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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