honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Porn is love you can see.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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