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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You've changed since you got that strap on
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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