38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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