So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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