They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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