Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
should my penis look like a turkey
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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