just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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