So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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