Where is the hickey?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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