do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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